Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Marriage studies findings
|A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of...
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...