Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...