Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...