Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...