Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...