Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...