To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...