Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....