The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...