Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
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|One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe,...