How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
Say After Sex
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Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...