Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...