How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...