Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...