I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Excitement in Undertaking!
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great...
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.