He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...