Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...