What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!