Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Brand Name Condoms
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You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...