How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...