My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...