Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...