So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...