What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...