Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge