M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...