A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...