Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...