Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.