Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
65 Bumper Stickers!
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Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!