Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...