How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....