Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...