Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...