Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
A tourist from the United States of America…
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He...
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
During WW II an American soldier…
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...