What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
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At the spawn shop!
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Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
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A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...