Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...