Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
The Snow White Ad!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come...