What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...