Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Some beauty parlors do a great job…
Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
PUPPY LOVE
PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...