A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...