Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...