Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...