Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
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This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...