3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...