Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Love According to Kids
Why PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE”One of the people has freckles and so he finds...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...