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On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
New Viagra Product Lines!
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Owl
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What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Golf Shorts-4
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Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...