The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
During the World War II…
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...