On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
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Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
A stolen credit card
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How slime flies!
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Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...