Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
TRADITION (Jewish Humor)
Jewish TraditionsDuring a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”